Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
When did angry sex become our thing?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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