youre lurking in front of me
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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