he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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