i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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