so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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