Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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