butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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