Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
And the cops told us we were all naked.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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