I want to stick my p in your. b.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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