I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
the day after is always just damage control
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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