This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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