Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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