i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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