Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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