shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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