speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Everclear isn't food dammit
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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