I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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