wake up i wanna do it froggy style
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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