Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
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