do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
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