Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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