Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
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