what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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