question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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