Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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