apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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