I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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