how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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