I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I pour the whiskey from now on
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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