when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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