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bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend

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(540): View more from Virginia

Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head

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(540): View more from Virginia

Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice

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(708): View more from Illinois

I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt

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(607): View more from New York

you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship

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(216): View more from Ohio

He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.

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Go her

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(807): View more from Ontario

She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.

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