LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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