Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
you will always have a special place in my vag
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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