Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
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