He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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