Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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