When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
i just sent this text using only my big toe
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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