if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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