Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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