So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Never joke about your clitoris.
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