please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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