Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Let's get the cat blown out
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
The air taste purple.
Randomize
