Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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