They should really pass out barf bags in church
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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