my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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