dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
it's like iHOP with fire
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
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