Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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