She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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