Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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