I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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