stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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