What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
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