Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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