So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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